Is There Clay on Mars? Heavyweight / Boxy Tee
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You’d follow Roland Garros to another planet — now you can dress like it.
The ultimate tennis tee for fans who’d play a five-setter on Mars if the clay was right.
A surrealist love letter to clay court obsession, the Is There Clay on Mars? Heavyweight / Boxy Tee was made for the fan who doesn’t just watch Roland Garros — they orbit it. Picture this: an astronaut mid-serve, gravity defied, racket cocked under a Martian sky. It’s retro-future glory for the superfan willing to chase the Coupe des Mousquetaires across galaxies. This heavyweight, oversized tee fuses French Open grit with a sci-fi twist, wrapped in an acid-saturated palette built for streetwear-laced fandom.
This isn’t just tennis apparel. It’s what you wear when your obsession has escaped Earth’s atmosphere. Designed for fans who see the red clay as more than surface — it’s symbol, memory, mythology. Whether you’re screaming during finals week or just flexing hard at brunch, this boxy tee brings match-day drama to everyday fits. And yes, it’s the perfect French Open gift for anyone bold enough to wear their fandom like a mission patch.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It
- 🚀 Cosmic Design Energy — Retro-futuristic graphic blends art, tennis culture, and acid-house edge
- 👕 Vintage-Inspired Fit — Boxy cut and dropped shoulders for that modernist fan look that moves from court to café
- ☁️ Cloud-Level Softness — Made with 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for extra comfort, on match days or off days
- 🏋️♂️ Serious Clay Court Weight — Medium-heavy fabric (6.0 oz) gives substance without sacrificing breathability
- 🙌 Tear-Away Label — Zero distractions. Just you, your fandom, and that Martian-level match energy
Perfect for
- 🎾 Watching Roland Garros finals (yes, even if it’s 5am your time)
- 📸 Styling with wide-leg jeans and a vintage cap for full cosmic-core vibes
- 🎁 Giving the ultimate tennis gift to that obsessed fan who quotes player stats in casual convo
- 🏃♀️ Tossing on post-drills at the clay courts when your socks are ruined, but your spirit’s not
- 📚 Debating who the GOAT is with stylish swagger and Martian drip
This tee isn’t a souvenir — it’s a superfan signal. Limited drop. Get yours before it vanishes into the stratosphere.
Product Composition
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. 20 singles. 6.0 oz / 203 gsm. This heavyweight tee offers a structured, premium feel thanks to its high-density cotton that balances breathability with durability. It’s crafted with combed, ring-spun fibers to ensure an extra-smooth finish against the skin – perfect for elevated everyday wear or layering during cool-down sessions on the court. Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Produced in facilities holding WRAP – Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production certification.
Key Features
Designed for movement and off-the-court styling, this oversized tee offers a boxy silhouette with relaxed shoulders and a substantial cotton hand-feel. Perfect as a post-training layer, or styled for a courtside streetwear vibe. Generous unisex fit with dropped shoulders and straight hem. Heavyweight construction offers a premium drape without stiffness. Side-seamed for structural integrity and consistent shape. Ribbed crew neckline adds polish. Tear-away tag for effortless comfort.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean. To keep this tee in ace condition, turn it inside out before washing and avoid harsh detergents. Lay flat or tumble dry on low to maintain the garment’s clean lines and softness – especially for printed designs you want game-day fresh.
Size Guide: Unisex fit. We recommend women size down for a closer fit. This tee features a relaxed, oversized cut and does not shrink when cared for properly.
Size Chart (in)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| US Size | 0–2 | 4–6 | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Chest to Fit | 31–34 | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |
| Chest Width | 18.5 | 20 | 21.5 | 23.5 | 25.5 | 27.5 | 29.5 |
| Body Length from HPS | 26.75 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.75 | 31.75 | 32.75 |
Size Chart (centimeters)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| EU Women’s Size | 32–34 | 36–38 | 40–42 | 44–46 | 48–50 | 52–54 | 56–58 |
| Chest to Fit | 78.7–86.4 | 86.4–94 | 96.5–104.1 | 106.7–114.3 | 116.8–124.5 | 127–134.6 | 137.2–144.8 |
| Chest Width | 47 | 50.8 | 54.6 | 59.7 | 64.8 | 69.9 | 74.9 |
| Body Length from HPS | 67.9 | 70.5 | 73 | 75.6 | 78.1 | 80.6 | 83.1 |
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