Is There Clay on Mars? Unisex Triblend T-Shirt
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They say there’s no clay on Mars — but real fans know better.
The surrealist tennis tee made for Roland Garros dreamers, superfans, and interplanetary grinders.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a cosmic hallucination for fans who treat red clay like sacred ground. Inspired by the wild devotion of tennis fandom, the Is There Clay on Mars? Unisex Triblend T-Shirt is a surrealist love letter to those who’d follow Roland Garros to another planet — and still debate drop shots on the way. A lone astronaut poised to serve on a Martian court: the artwork fuses retro sci-fi, graphic novel vibes, and the absurd joy of loving this sport a little too much.
This isn’t just French Open merch — it’s wearable mythology. Bold, ironic, and unhinged in the best way, it turns red clay obsession into a fan cult graphic that grabs attention and sparks conversation. Whether you’re gifting a future GOAT, looking for bold tennis apparel, or searching for tennis merch with meaning, it belongs in your rotation. The lightweight, retail-fit build feels like your favorite tee from the first wear — made to last through match-day chaos and hyperfixated debates about footwork on slow courts.
A tee for the superfans who see Roland Garros in the stars
- 🚀 Cosmic Artwork – Acid-toned graphic turns red clay obsession into a space-race fever dream
- 🎾 Superfan Fit – Sleek, modern silhouette that layers easily and still flexes your tennis identity
- 🌀 Ultra-Soft Triblend – Cotton-poly-rayon fuse for dreamy comfort that moves with you
- 🔥 Ready for Match Day – Lightweight feel with side seams and taped shoulders to keep its shape beyond tie-breaks
- 🧼 Print Built to Last – Graphic stays sharp from practice to press conference-level banter
Perfect for
- 👟 Warming up in your clay-stained sneakers and quoting your favorite French Open commentary
- 🧢 Pairing with cargos, denim, or layering under a bomber for off-court street legend vibes
- 🛰 Gifting the player or parent chasing glory — down the line or light-years away
- 📸 Wearing to a summer tennis academy, music festival, or your group chat's inside-joke reunion
- 📦 Collectors looking for one-of-a-kind tennis tees with personality and punch
This is limited-run tennis apparel that orbits style and fandom — add it to your universe before it vanishes like a drop shot on Mars.
Product Composition
50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon. 40 singles. 3.8 oz / 128.6 gsm. This ultra-lightweight tri-blend fabric offers a silky-soft feel with a close fit that’s optimized for movement and breathability – perfect for warm-weather tennis matches or layering under a training jacket. The blended fiber mix ensures a flattering drape without clinging and remains comfortable during extended wear.
Solid Colors: 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon, 40 singles, 3.8 oz / 128.6 gsm.
Athletic Heather: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester, 40 singles, 3.66 oz / 124 gsm.
Black Heather: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon, 40 singles, 3.8 oz / 128.6 gsm.
Crafted with precision using Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that’s cleaner and smoother for quality you can feel on and off the court.
Key Features
Tailored with a slim-but-unisex fit, this tee feels fluid and flexible with a featherlight texture that won't weigh you down during active play. It's the perfect choice for fans and players who want a fitted, breathable tee that moves effortlessly with you from tennis courts to post-match coffee. Side-seamed. Retail fit. Ribbed crew neck. Set-in sleeves for natural movement. Tear-away tag for extra comfort. Smooth-print surface ideal for graphic clarity.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean. Keep your tee looking sharp by washing it inside out with like colors on cold. Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best fabric longevity. To preserve printed designs, avoid ironing directly over any graphics.
Size Guide: Unisex fit. We recommend women size down for a closer fit. This tee has a slim-cut silhouette with no shrinkage features listed, so order true to size for a streamlined athletic look.
Size Chart (in)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| US Women’s Size | 0–2 | 4–6 | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 18–20 | 20–22 |
| Chest to Fit | 31–34 | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |
| Chest Width | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length from HPS | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Size Chart (centimeters)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| EU Women’s Size | 32–34 | 36–38 | 40–42 | 44–46 | 48–50 | 50–52 | 52–54 |
| Chest to Fit | 78.7–86.4 | 86.4–94.0 | 96.5–104.1 | 106.7–114.3 | 116.8–124.5 | 127.0–134.6 | 137.2–144.8 |
| Chest Width | 41.9 | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 |
| Body Length from HPS | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
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