Is There Clay on Mars? Hoodie Sweatshirt
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There’s red dust in your lungs, a racket in your grip — and no gravity left on Earth big enough to hold your obsession.
A surreal French Open tennis hoodie for dreamers, grinders, and the superfans who’d follow the clay to another planet.
“Is There Clay on Mars?” isn’t just a question — it’s a cosmic shoutout to what it means to love tennis beyond reason. This Roland Garros-inspired sweatshirt was pulled straight from a graphic novel fever dream. An astronaut mid-serve on a Mars-red clay court, where the net floats, the air is thin, and obsession is interstellar. It’s a surrealist love letter to those who grind on court and zone out rewatching tiebreaks from 2012 like they're scripture.
This isn’t your average tennis apparel — it's a wearable emotional core memory. Whether you're braving early spring practice, coaching your kid’s cross-court dreams, or hunting for the most extra tennis gift of the year, this hoodie hits both style and sentiment. The design blends retro sci-fi, acid color palettes, and fashion-forward edge — a statement piece for superfans, players, or anyone who knows Roland Garros is more religion than tournament.
🔥 Why Fans Love This Hoodie
- 🪐 Surrealist Design — Retro sci-fi meets red clay obsession in a galaxy-class fan statement
- 🎾 Built For Rally Days — Mid-weight anti-pill fleece keeps you warm courtside or couchside
- 💥 Power Player Comfort — Ribbed cuffs, preshrunk fit, and kangaroo pocket = elite fan functionality
- 🧵 No-Nonsense Construction — Tearaway label and smooth interior feel made to conquer chilly mornings (or fifth-set nerves)
- 👕 Unisex Fit, Fan-First Feel — Regular cut hugs just right for every fan, parent, or space-bound server
Perfect for
- 🚀 Superfans who treat Roland Garros like a spiritual pilgrimage — even in outer space
- 🎁 Tennis gift shoppers looking for something wittier, weirder, and way more meaningful
- 👟Players showing up to drills in style — layered over shorts and match-day sweat
- 🧢 Gen Z fans styling it oversized with cargos, headphones, and Serena-level attitude
- ☕ Tennis parents doing the early drop-off in fleece that screams devotion, not dad mode
This limited-edition French Open tennis hoodie is way more than merch — it's proof that your tennis obsession is gravitational. Hit add to cart and make orbit.
Product Composition
80% cotton, 20% polyester anti-pill fleece. 10.3 oz / 350 gsm.
This heavyweight, blended fleece fabric offers a dense, cozy build—ideal for cooler tennis days or warming up courtside. Featuring a cotton-rich outer surface and a brushed interior, it delivers both comfort and structure to support everyday movement without sacrificing softness.
Solid Colors: 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece, 10.3 oz / 350 gsm.
Marle Colors: 65% cotton, 35% polyester fleece, 10.3 oz / 350 gsm.
Charcoal Heather: 60% cotton, 40% polyester fleece, 10.3 oz / 350 gsm.
Key Features
Built for ultimate softness and timeless style, this unisex hoodie offers a relaxed fit that moves effortlessly from warm-up drills to post-match cooldowns. The heavyweight fleece interior feels plush and insulating, perfect for layering or lounging off-court.
Relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size. Pullover style with cuffed sleeves and a kangaroo pouch pocket. Fully lined hood with tonal drawcord for added warmth. Ribbed cuffs and hem to lock in comfort. Tear-away label for distraction-free wear. Side-seamed construction provides clean lines and consistent shape retention.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dry clean.
For long-lasting softness and color-fast results, turn your hoodie inside out before washing. To preserve the fleece interior and maintain print sharpness, air dry or tumble dry it on low. Avoid direct ironing over printed designs and skip fabric softeners to protect the garment's integrity.
Size Guide: Unisex fit. We recommend women size down for a closer fit. This hoodie runs true to size with a relaxed silhouette and minimal shrinkage when cared for properly.
Size Chart (in)
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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US Women's Size | 0–2 | 4–6 | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 18–20 | 20–22 |
Chest to Fit | 31–33 | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |
Chest Width | 19.5 | 21 | 22.5 | 24 | 25.5 | 27 | 28.3 |
Body Length (HPS) | 26.75 | 28.25 | 29.75 | 31.25 | 32.75 | 34.25 | 35.5 |
Size Chart (centimeters)
Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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EU Women’s Size | 32–34 | 36–38 | 40–42 | 44–46 | 48–50 | 50–52 | 52–54 |
Chest to Fit | 78.7–83.8 | 86.4–94 | 96.5–104.1 | 106.7–114.3 | 116.8–124.5 | 127–134.6 | 137.2–144.8 |
Chest Width | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.2 | 61 | 64.8 | 68.6 | 71.9 |
Body Length (HPS) | 67.9 | 71.8 | 75.6 | 79.4 | 83.2 | 87 | 90.2 |
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