Umpire Unisex T-Shirt
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It's chaos in the chair—and now it's chaos on your tee.
The Umpire Unisex T-Shirt is the boldest tennis apparel tribute to the sport’s most gloriously underappreciated icon.
Meet the most hype-man energy ever seen from 10 feet in the air. The “Umpire” Unisex T-Shirt isn’t just graphic tennis merch—it’s an ironic, fan-coded storm of tennis balls and overruled emotions, reimagining the ultra-composed chair ump as a comic-book legend. Inspired by the drama and grit of Roland Garros, this design channels the mayhem of the match with vintage graphics, maximalist flair, and a subtle wink only true tennis fans will catch.
Whether you’re the player who always argues line calls, the parent who makes every match feel like a major, or the fan who sees officiating as an art form—this shirt gets you. The bonus “Ready? Play.” detail? Pure mic-drop energy. It's everything the French Open stands for: stylish, intense, a little theatrical, and 100% clay-coded. If tennis rules the summer, this tee is set to become your go-to uniform.
🎾 Why this tee wins in straight sets:
- 🔥 Soft Like a Slam Dunk — Ultra-comfy fabric feels like a well-loved fave from day one
- 💥 Print With Staying Power — Graphic stays sharp through spin cycles and match-day meltdowns
- 🌀 Fandom in Fashion Form — Vintage comic energy + tennis tribalism = your personal fan flex
- ⚖️ Fit That Doesn’t Quit — Tapered shoulders, refined collar, and side seams for hold-its-shape longevity
- 🌱 Consciously Court-Ready — Sustainably made in sweatshop-free settings because values matter too
Perfect for
- 🗣️ Wearing courtside while “politely” debating calls from the bleachers
- 🎁 Gifting your favorite tennis parent who moonlights as family umpire—whistle not included
- 📸 Screenshot-worthy outfits built for TikToks, tunnels, or tournaments
- 👟 Pairing with joggers, jeans, or a lucky wristband before rec league drama unfolds
- 🏋️♀️ Layering post-training for that laid-back “I just served in Paris” vibe
This is more than a tennis tee—it’s a fan statement, a fashion flex, and a Roland Garros relic in the making. Get yours before they’re gone like a clay court baseline in the fifth set.
Product Composition
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. 32 singles. 4.2 oz / 142 gsm.
This lightweight jersey knit tee is made from high-quality, smooth cotton fibers for soft handfeel and breathable comfort on or off the court. The fine gauge knit and ring-spun cotton texture offer superior smoothness that's ideal for layering or printing — perfect for tennis fans looking for premium everyday performance. Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester. Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Key Features
This modern unisex tee strikes the perfect balance between clean design and everyday functionality. The featherweight feel delivers all-day comfort whether you’re practicing your serve or styling casually off-court. With its breathable fabric and classic cut, it's a great match for cooler match days or post-game hangouts.
Retail fit for a clean, gender-neutral silhouette. Side-seamed for added structure and flattering shape. Ribbed knit crew neckline keeps its form wear after wear. Lightweight feel with a smooth finish great for active movement or graphic application. Tear-away label for a chafe-free experience.
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
For best results, wash with like colors and turn garments inside out to preserve print quality. Tumble dry low or air dry to maintain softness. Avoid high heat and bleach to keep colors vibrant and cotton feeling fresh from court to casual wear.
Size Guide: Unisex fit. We recommend women size down for a closer fit. This tee has a modern retail cut that runs true to size with no added shrinkage noted.
Size Chart (in)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| US Women's Size | 0–2 | 4–6 | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Chest to Fit | 31–34 | 34–37 | 38–41 | 42–45 | 46–49 | 50–53 | 54–57 |
| Chest Width | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length from HPS | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Size Chart (centimeters)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| EU Women's Size | 32–34 | 36–38 | 40–42 | 44–46 | 48–50 | 52–54 | 56–58 |
| Chest to Fit | 78.7–86.4 | 86.4–94.0 | 96.5–104.1 | 106.7–114.3 | 116.8–124.5 | 127.0–134.6 | 137.2–144.8 |
| Chest Width | 41.9 | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 |
| Body Length from HPS | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
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